24 Selfish and Attention-Seeking Cat Child Posts for Childless Hoomans Who Dodged a Bullet

Laurent Shinar • Writer and Editor

Nov 21, 2024 5:00 PM EST

Often we idealize having cat children in our lives. It all looks so cozy, cuddly and purr-filled that surely even if there are downsides, they cannot be that drastic as to make us not want to bring a fluffy ball of feline frivolity into our lives. However, there are more than a few felines who err on the facetious side of things and will make you sorry you ever thought about bringing a soul from the feline species into your life. And that is exactly what we have in store for you today with this list of selfish and attention-seeking cat child posts for childless hoomans who dodged a bullet.

From the clawminal catto who went ballistic at the vet's office and had to be purritoed just to be seen by the doctor, to the needed cat child who cannot let story time go by without being the center of attention, to the chonky cat child who only has thoughts of how to steal hooman food without being caught.

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Talk about attention seeking behavior. If you come from a home that loves and cares for you enough to hang up signs hoping for your safe return, then you have no true reason to leave other than being an attention seeking, sassy cat child. We wish him well in his self-obsessed conquests, and thank goodness that he is not our cat.
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Sometimes you can actually placate the needs of an attention-seeker by giving them a platform from which they feel as though they are receiving extra special attention. And if you are clever enough, you can make it so that it is a hilarious joke that you get to enjoy while giving them their much needed attention.
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"Cat Tax"

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